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• Dietrich von Lohengrin canon

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<Abel> I AM GOING TO GET ALL GOD OF DESTRUCTION ON YOUR BALLS
<Light> go ahead I WILL JUST REBUILD THEM BIGGER AND BETTER
<Light> LIKE I DID YOUR BROTHER
<Light> OH SNAP

You don't need context. You just need to know my cast is still hilarious.

[IS WHEREVER YOU NEED HIM TO BE]

((HI. If I missed playing with you while Abel was carded, especially if I ended up dropping your thread and you wanted to play, please tag here :D he's in manipulative mode for the record))

. . .

I think there was something in those brownies.

((Continued from here!))

o ya

YO SOY: Neo (hydr0phobia/baconface)

I PLAY

• Abel Nightroad ⇒ Trinity Blood ⇒ onthenightroad
  
• Charley J. Krishund ⇒ Vassalord ⇒ cherryblest
  
• Logan/"Wolverine"/James Howlett ⇒ Marvel Comics ⇒ sniktdick

I USED TO PLAY

• Madarame Ikkaku ⇒ Bleach ⇒ insertbaldjoke
  
• Lacus Clyne ⇒ Gundam SEED Destiny ⇒ inthequietnight
  
• Watanuki Kimihiro ⇒ xxxHolic ⇒ slaveforyuu
  
• Kuchiki Rukia ⇒ Bleach ⇒ whitesleeves
  
• Kid ⇒ Eyeshield 21 ⇒ rapidfirebrain
  
• Hazel Grouse ⇒ Saiyuki Reload ⇒ whollyholy
  
• Akatsuki Chika ⇒ Zombie-Loan ⇒ shounenbtard
  
• Nakano Yamato ⇒ Loveless ⇒ positivezero
  
• Rufus Shinra ⇒ Final Fantasy VII ⇒ gr8presidentor
  
• Nathan Petrelli ⇒ Heroes ⇒ superbillain
  
• Jonathan Crane/"Scarecrow" ⇒ DC Comics ⇒ schizopro

CONTACT: My email is red.on.red at Gmail! It is practically the only way to get to me at any given moment. I am accessible via both email and Google Talk. When on IRC I tend to stay out of the main channel, but I'm usually on as Neo or Abel.

EMERGENCY CONTACT: piecrumbs, heterodog, wonderseal, and vaudevillainy have my phone number and tend to be the people on this corner of the internet who have the vaguest inkling as to whether or not I am about to commit highway robbery or kill a person with my bare hands.

AVAILABILITY: Varies! USUALLY PRETTY LATE AT NIGHT and usually on weekday evenings. I can vanish occasionally. And my presence online is not always telling of a LiveJournal presence. But I can make deadlines or exact times when people would like my tender, loving care.

TIMEZONE/LANGUAGE: Eastern Standard! Usually! I speak English.

THE PLAYING EXPERIENCE: what does this even mean

I'm notorious for dropping threads! This doesn't mean I don't want to play with you, it means I get distracted easily. Consistent taps on the shoulder will get my head back in the game. Punches in the face work just as well. I like plots, but I also have a taste for nonsense.

GOALS: REDISCOVER THE JOY OF PRETENDING TO BE BETTER-LOOKING PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET. Seriously, I'm halfway out the door and it's kind of sad. I need your help, citizen! And your love!

BETAING: I am pretty good with grammar, punctuation, sentence structures, and flow! I'm not good with jokes, but I'm good at knowing when a joke isn't working. I would go so far as to say I'm helpful. It is work I enjoy and I am pretty okay at it.

AUS: oh baby oh baby

I have very few objections to porn and fewer to plain ol' antics. Just hit me up |Db I'LL TREAT YOU RIGHT ;Db

PIMPING: I'm lazy and I suck at getting into things that are thrown into my face multiple times. It almost never works unless there's something about the canon that will pique my interest from the get-go, but generally speaking it's . . . not very effective . . . That said! Y'all are welcome to try!

I am a pretty good hand at pointing people towards things I like, though.

OTHER: if I had a time machine I'd go back in time and teach Hitler how to make beautiful newspaper sculptures so he wouldn't have flunked out of art school and lost his mind

[makes a triumphant return to the church some fifteen minutes later! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?]

((Continued from here!))

So I did the twenty questions thing for the two characters I know I'll have by the end of dropping season! Will do the remaining ones once I've got that all sorted out. Sweetness.

AS YOU MIGHT'VE GUESSED: ( Abel and Charley. )